For Sale: failing enterprise with views on the Continent



Going cheap for quick sale. Previous owner, an elderly lady, has died. Her previous administrators ran the Disunited Kingdom PLC into the ground. Now new management team has decided to pass it on the highest bidder. Would suit oligarch or consortium of venture capitalists.


The estate has commanding views of the sea and extensive parkland. However, many of the assets have already been stripped away by successive estate managers. Be warned! There are a large number of sitting tenants but the current team in charge estimate that a substantial number will "move on to pastures new" once the winter begins to bite.


Expressions of interest to Karsi Estate Management, Downing Street. Hurry, all remaining stock expected to go soon.


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