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God left the ‘PvP’ setting on

The occupants of ‘Earth 2.0’ have become increasingly concerned that the survival settings may be a tad too high. In a month of disasters and the obligatory US gun-spree – life is looking less like co-operative creative play and more like a ‘hardcore PvP’ environment.

God complained: ‘I gave you a beautiful Minecraft-like environment of limitless possibilities. Instead, you just complain about the graphic settings and spend your time ‘ganking’ each other. I’ve half a mind to reboot the whole of creation’.


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