The Malaysian deity insisted that deadly quakes are caused by unfettered nudity and breast feeding in public causes tidal waves. Sounding like your disapproving spinster aunt, the God declared: ‘I may be a notorious fuddy-duddy, but someone needs to keep a sense of propriety’.
The prissy nature of divinity, means many Gods indulge in slut-shaming and Gomorrah bashing. One geologist explained: ‘What you might think are seismic rumblings caused by moving plate boundaries, are actually the sound of huge imaginary beings tutting in a prudish manner’.
