A shortage in lorry drivers has kicked the world-beating UK government ideas engine into overdrive. A spokesman said: 'If there are not enough lorry drivers, then we will just do what we are doing with doctors, nurses, teachers and everyone else: just make them work longer hours. Snoozy hauliers playing lamppost slalom dodgems on their way back from France is just the sort of thing Great Britain needs. Without that sense of danger on our British roads, the people just don't enjoy driving. Not like they used to when all of us drunkards ruled the highways.'
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See AllFollowing the press statement by the Prime Minister the inevitable questions have been circulating. When are they going? When is HE going? What airline is foolish enough to take Rishi's money? We a
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