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HMRC relocates to Panama

In an effort to cut down on postage, HM Revenue & Customs have decided to move closer to where the UK's richest claim to live - the Cayman Islands and Chipping Norton. Views on Google Earth show that Panama is just a large pile of money, reminding us of Matthew 19:24: 'It is easier for a canal to go through Panama, then for a rich person to pass through without opening an account'.

A spokeswoman for HRMC explained: 'By having a closer proximity to the epicentre of corruption we can monitor savings more closely - but it also means the view from my office window is substantially sunnier'

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