Holly Willoughby is still flirting with you


Malcolm Bray (56) has informed his long-suffering wife, that Holly Willoughby is still besotted with him, despite having never met him. Malcolm explained: ‘Every morning I switch on the TV and there she is, just waiting for me. All the other presenters are looking straight to camera, but Holly is mentally undressing me with her eyes. Which is particularly easy, I’ve all I’m wearing in a dressing. Yes, I may have licked the TV screen, but that was a one off. Holly needs to move on. I can’t be blamed for my animal magnetism’.


Friends have said Malcolm is just a creepy old man, to which Malcom replied: ‘Well, if it works for Phillip Schofield…’


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