Jeremy Hunt has clinked champagne glasses with Rishi Sunak, after the news that UK is officially in recession. The pair celebrated as if they can tank the economy hard enough, the Labour government-in-waiting will be totally hamstrung when they take over.
Tory intern Henry Hootington-Hurst explained ‘What you are seeing is your plane’s pilot strolling out of a cockpit that is clearly ablaze, discarding a petrol can, putting on a parachute and then announcing over the tannoy 'Don’t worry about that massive mountain directly ahead, this rust bucket’s not going to make it that far' before jumping out of the emergency exit and floating safely down to a tax haven somewhere.
‘Can Rachel Reeves fly this plane and land it? Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious… and don’t call her Shirley.’
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