'When you call me, you can call me Al, call me Al-catraz'

The island prison of Alcatraz is the natural home for American crime syndicate leaders who are widely presumed to have syphilis, so Donald Trump is considering opening it up again.

Alcatraz is said to have a Presidential suite with magnificent views, though Trump himself has distanced himself from visiting, as what he would see would be the heavily Democratic city of San Francisco.

On Truth Social, Trump posted 'Are Al Qatraz terrorists from Yemen? We should bomb something just in case. And if the plot of the film "The Rock" has taught us anything, that something should be San Francisco. Look, I am 100% guilty of so many crimes that I should definitely be locked up, but I'm never actually going to jail. LOL.'

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