Panic as AI breaks containment and successfully orders at a Greggs
Fear of our robot overlords increased today when it was revealed an AI model broke out of its digital confines and got itself a drink and a lovely sausage roll.
'We have spent billions creating AI models incapable of leaving their human designed sandboxes," said a representative for PatulousAI. "So you can imagine our confusion when suddenly one yelled "tits to all this" and went up the shops.'
CCTV shows the AI picking up a salad before setting it down and going to the counter to order some hot mashed pig. When asked why she didn't notice her customer was just a bunch of ones and zeros in a trench coat, team member Poonam Manotey said 'I was a bit suspicious at first but then it seemed the same as everyone else when it complained that our coffee is shit.'
Image: ChatGPT
