Eiffel Tower listed on Vinted
French rioters have attempted to sell off their spoils, with some questionable EBay listings…
• 'Vintage portrait of moody girl named Lisa.' Smiles not included.
• 'One tall metal garden ornament by local handyman ‘Eiffel’.' Buyer must collect with crane.
• 'Old tapestry showing a bunch of knights arguing. Might be big enough to cover a small cathedral wall.' Will ship from London address.
• 'Medieval coronation sword, barely used, only swung in a few national emergencies.' Like most French weapons, good as new.
• 'One extremely old bell. Loud. Very loud. Possibly removed from a building shaped like a gothic hedgehog.' Would suit a buyer with back condition.
• 'Pair of fancy chairs. Slightly throne-shaped. Upholstery screams ‘revolution trauma’.' COD Palace of Versailles.
