Indonesia caught ‘hazing’
Fog from the country has been identified as a humiliating fraternity stunt. With Singapore complaining that they had been coerced by the larger nation into participating in a series drinking contests, prank phone calls and something involving a goat.
Indonesia has been partying 24/7, and was later found naked, tied to a lamppost with the phrase 'Nerd alert – six o’clock!' written across its forehead. Any noxious cloud is due to smoke bombs and having their eyebrows shaved. A toga-wearing frat-spokesman issued this statement: 'Seriously, dude. What tha f**k? Just chug some brew-dawgs and get a life. Stop your whining -’I’m the fourth-leading financial centre in the world, yackety yack…’ WHATEVERRR, biatch!'