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Iran's Terrorist Support Network Exposed

Analysts deep diving Iranian support for terrorist groups have just published their findings, with astonishing results.

"Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthi -- the connection is so obvious that we have completely overlooked it"

"The simplicity has caught us off guard. Just breathtaking"

The jubilant spokesman continued

"Now we can use this information to end the reigns of terror from extremist, fundamentalist groups such as the Hailsham Girl Guides, Hull Kingston Rovers and Help The Aged"

It was then pointed out that the House Of Commons would also fall within this mesh of suspicion. The spokesman looked pensive for a moment, before commenting

"That would explain a lot of things"

Hartlepool United are still currently blacklisted by the UN, UEFA and the Boys Brigade.

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