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League agrees to cap Aston Villa at 30 points‏

More controversial is the suggestion that we should cap England caps, starting with a retrospective punishment for goalkeeper, Rob Green. Premiership executives explained: ‘Unless we do something to control the mortification we feel when we watch Villa, we might as well go back to watching F1. Given the club has been limiting moments of excitement, it only seems right to limit their points. Although many feel Villa’s self-imposed limit on wins may be enough.’

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