Leveling Up: If Liz Truss can be PM any idiot can



Giving hope to nitwits everywhere, the Foreign Secretary has thrown her hat in the ring - the one that says dunce on it. Running to be Prime Minister, she promised low taxes and a better sheep's bladder, to hit herself over the head with.


Said one aspiring blockhead: 'I always felt I was under qualified to run a country, or even a bath. But Liz has proven it's not what you know...um... that's it, that's the end of that phrase'.


Running under the slogan 'A village idiot but on a national level, Truss is said to be a frontrunner, provided she gets someone to help her with her shoelaces. Having put the dumb into referendum, she would now focus on getting into Number 10, just as soon as she had mastered numbers one through to nine.


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