The X-factor has long been under police investigation for ‘talent trafficking’ and franchising boy bands. Luring vulnerable teenagers with promises of a recording contract, androgynous clothing and all the lemon sherbets they can eat.
One particular pervert, called Cheryl Ann née Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versin José de la Concordia García Márquez - or ‘Chezza’ (26) to her friends - took advantage of her position of trust – promising Liam fame, fortune and, failing that, the chance to meet James Corden.
Why Liam should be attracted to a multi-million-pound model is unclear, but friends describe him as an impressionable 16 year old, ‘who likes crayons’. Experts suggest that One Direction lyrics are perhaps a cry for help or at the very least ‘a plea for assisted suicide’. While others speculate that Cheryl is just trying to ditch her silly surname.
WTF is this!!? Liam was a grown arse man when they started dating. You need educating before you start sprouting nonsense online about other people… Two Grown ADULTS in this case