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Man Utd rejects points-based Premiership

The club has dismissed calls to control entry into the Champions League via a top four finish, favouring a fairer ‘who has the most money’ system: ‘Entry to football competitions should be more closely linked to ‘need’ rather than ability. For instance, we really need to appease our stockholders, whereas no one in Leicester cares…about anything.’

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