Marine Le Pen channels Miss Trunchbull
In an attempt to fulfil Roald Dahl’s dying wish, France’s far-right leader has proposed locking foreign children in ‘chokey’ style camps and finally hurling them by their pigtails back into The Channel.
Le Pen is France’s answer to Sarah Palin – if the question was, who is more scary than Sarah Palin. Currently she is running under the slogan: ‘I’m not as racist as my Dad’. A spokeswoman denied she was plagiarizing female villains, despite wearing a coat made of Dalmatians, with a winged monkey on her lap.