Millions protest Nadal ranking

The All England Club is already considering the use of tear gas and rubber bullets on Henman Hill should things ‘turn nasty' later this month. One protester said: ‘Wimbledon is more than just a predictable waste of strawberries – it’s a symbol of the class struggle. World poverty we can tolerate but placing the two-time champion behind David Ferrer is an outrage!'

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