Figures released show the vast majority of alcohol-fuelled women-haters have a tendency to sleep through the majority of any given Sunday. The ‘silence’ which was supposed to mark an act of solidarity for decency and equality, has been unintentionally embraced by lazy bigots.
‘Did something happen online?’ asked one confused male. ‘What with the start of the football season, the Ashes in full swing and my BMW needing a wash; Sunday has just passed me by. Where’s my roast by the way?’ Furiously typing throughout the day, one blogger said: ‘I demand that misogynists pay attention to my absence from the internet, so that I can pointedly ignore them!’