A spokesman for the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People explained: ‘Basically by 65 we’d advanced people as far as we could. We’d got the Voting Rights Act, knee length flared dresses and James Brown was developing funk - so what was point? Yeah, yeah I know there are still problems about health care, education and criminal justice – but Disney had already resolved the black/white issue in 61 with ‘One Hundred and One Dalmatians’.’
Now the remaining NAACP supporters have been outed, leaving the group with one legitimate member - Padraig Mullins; whose bright ginger hair is technically a disenfranchised colour. On hearing this, one Ku Klux Klan member confessed: ‘Jeez, the reason we’ve been wearing these hoods is that most of us are from Puerto Rico. We don’t really endorse the race hate element but it was the easiest way to fit in’.
