Nation's biscuit manufactures in despair following plans to scrap Police Commissioners

Britain's biscuit industry has today been left reeling following the government's announcement Police and Crime Commissioners will be scrapped during the current parliamentary term.

A spokesman for NAD (National Association of Dunkers) said: 'This will hit the biscuit industry hard as our research shows that more than 85% of the nation's biscuit sales come from commissioners' meetings. Some argue these meetings are pointless and achieve nothing worthwhile but our industry disagrees vehemently.

'Take my own local commissioner... old... erm... whoever he is. Now what's his name... you know? ... OK, it's a fair cop.'

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