Police Scotland has said that as many as 1,700 officers could be deployed on and around 5 November to deal with fireworks-related disorder, in the biggest police operation since the visit by President Donald Trump last year.
Colourful, brash and noisy, President Trump was in Scotland last July.
Recent excitement about seeing an Englishman going out in the midday sun, was in itself remarkable not only because of the unusual appearance of the sun at this time of year, but more particularly that it appeared at noon, has now been eclipsed, as the Nations lungs were almost overfilled of breath intakes, there suddenly appeared this mans wife.
As shock waves rippled through communities across the nation, even Mr & Mrs Tombony at no 17 were inspired to but the milk bottles out together, before it got dark.
Ladies who used to walk the dog in the park, have now been seen walking their husbands, whilst the dog stares wistfully through the net curtains at home.
BBC have announced a rebranding of a popular series, now to be called “A Man and his Wife” in an effort to boost flagging Licence fees.
Terms like “a couple” have been trending although scholars have been scrolling through parchments and dictionaries to see if there are historically any connection to other interpretation of that particular described activity.
A palace Spokesman said “One would prefer not to comment about the term Couple, as it could mean “one” then another “one” , but he would not go so far as to say it implied in any way that “One” was giving the other “One” One, (as it were ), and hopefully not in public.
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A village shop has been damaged in an attempted burglary. Following a report of men acting suspiciously with a sheep, Surrey Police despatched officers to the Co-op in Rowledge.
A passing shepherd witnessed the attack. He described a black SUV that stopped outside the store late at night. Two men in hoodies emerged from the vehicle, with a Boreray Blackface ram. The men then used the ram in an unsuccessful attempt to open the shop’s front door, but fled the scene, empty-handed.
Surrey Police spokesperson Russell Slaughter said, ‘Our working theory is that two local villains have attempted to use AI to plan their ram raid, with disastrous consequences. We are appealing to the Boreray Blackface to turn itself in and to grass up the other members of the gang. The ram may have been trafficked from the Orkneys in a small boat, and we believe that it was probably coerced into taking part.
‘We would also like to interview the two men about the theft of RAM from a computer store last week, as we believe that the two crimes may be related.'
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