Nazi sex parties not as forgettable as one first hoped
Ex-Formula 1 boss Max Mosley has discovered that being whipped by a topless Nazi, is almost as memorable as having an actual Nazi as a father. The trouble with asking people to 'please forget my Nazi sex fetish' does end up sounding like 'blah blah blah Nazi sex fetish'. Just like a failed Jedi mind trick: 'These aren't the droids you’re looking for...the tall one looks like a giant gold dildo and the small one is like a vibrating sex egg. Forgotten them already, have you?'
One Editor commented: 'I'm afraid trying to erase your internet history is like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted. Assuming you f@$ked the horse while dressed as Rudolf Hess'.