Andrew Neil, veteran broadcaster and answer to the question 'what if corned beef had a face?', has finally called an end to his brief marriage to GB News. Both parties put out a statement saying no other individuals were involved '...particularly viewers, as we have none'.
Under the custody agreement, Neil gets to keep all erroneous facts about Brexit but GB News gets weekend visitation rights to any racist dog whistles.
Since its launch GB News has been heavily criticised for its lack of accuracy, to which it responded by saying: 'We are pleased to announce Andrew Neil is joining GB News'.