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North Korea behind all One Star Reviews



In a state-sanctioned policy, North Korea has decided to undermine Western Civilisation by leaving ‘bitchy’ reviews for all media products. To his own people the Supreme Leader is also known as the ‘One Star Fairy’, which is not a slight on his lack of military experience. In fact, the majority of negative online comments about ‘One Direction’ albums can now be attributed to Kim Jong-Un, Taylor Swift and a 13yr old from Slough.


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