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One in ten fire-fighters 'not fit enough' to be novelty strippers

Hen parties throughout the UK have been put at risk by the paucity of ‘fit’ fire-fighters and a lack of intimidatingly large hoses. Not only have 10% of the UK’s fire service recently failed an exercise test, but most have displayed allergies to baby oil, thongs and Velcro.

One disappointed bride said: ‘We called 999 in response to bonfire getting out of control. When the crew arrived, they made no attempt to extinguish the flames, remove their clothing or rub their genitals on my face’.


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