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Page 3 to feature topless male soccer fans

An editor confirmed: ‘Models need to be shirtless, hirsute and sunburnt. We’re looking for a cheeky smile, a beer belly and neck tattoos aplenty. Nobody is going to be objectified, provided they’ve got ample moobs and an understanding of the offside rule.’


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Peter Whitelaw
Peter Whitelaw
Feb 18, 2022

You promised me you'd destroyed all copies of that photo.

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