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Poundland to only stock dust, matches and individual toilet paper sheets

Poundland has announced a radical change of product line-up in order to keep selling everything for a pound.

"It's either this or rename the shops 'Tennerland' and that doesn't have the same ring to it", explained a spokesman. "We had reduced the range to Christmas cracker toys but they cost £1.50 to make now, so we're down to jars of dust from the stockroom floor - customers have supply their own jars - matches; we're offering a special deal of 2 for £1 - and individual toilet sheets. Obviously we charge £2 to actually use the toilet."

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