Back Pack Solar Panels!

It might be a good idea to have personal wear-able solar panels fitted!

The cheapest ones are the dome shaped headset type, but they are best suited only to bald headed folk, and can interfere with brainwaves. The more efficient ones are the backpack type, or "over shoulder PV holder". these work better when one's back is facing south so output is diminished when facing Mecca, but a two Tier version is being developed.

The output can run several devices, such as a Pacemaker, Air pump for blow up dolls. curling tongs and rechargeable hearing aids. Any excess power can be exported back into the grid with a feed in tariff for pensioners who might need additional back up & they spend a lot of time out in the open during protests anyway.

A Nationwide network of pylons with recharging connections is being forced through the local court circuits, but these will only operate in the Chaos-with-Ed-Milliband frequency range (100 handstrokes per minute).

People are already being Charged by those in Power and a Series of test cases have have resulted in both negative outcomes for those resistors and positive capacity for future connected cases to be considered in Parallel.

But Tensions are running High and there a growing potential for protests to be galvanised into opposition and plug into an underground movement.

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