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Prince Andrew's cottage will have a trail of breadcrumbs



Andrew, the Prince of our Hearts, is committed to renovating Prince Harry's old residence, installing a sound proof dungeon and a bejewelled stripper poll. Andrew denied that he was deliberately trying to entice children and said the gingerbread walls were merely a coincidence.


Local witches have complained that their new neighbour is likely to scare off unsuspecting babes in the wood. Said one: 'He's even removed the traditional child-sized oven and replaced it with a pizza oven. Admittedly his taste in children is a little older than ours'


Asked if Andrew had applied for building permission, his aide said 'no sweat'.


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Frank Sterle
Frank Sterle
Mar 11, 2023

Authority-figure child abusers need to be stopped and confined.


Sexual or otherwise, even if the abuse is survived, it typically results in a helpless child's brain improperly developing. Resultant intense emotional and/or psychological trauma acts as a starting point into a life in which the brain uncontrollably releases potentially damaging levels of inflammation-promoting stress hormones and chemicals, even in non-stressful daily routines.

It amounts to non-physical-impact brain damage.


It has been described as a continuous, discomforting anticipation of ‘the other shoe dropping’ and simultaneously being scared of how badly you will deal with the upsetting event, which usually never transpires.


The lasting emotional/psychological pain from such trauma is very formidable yet invisibly confined to inside one's head. It is solitarily…


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