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Prince Andrew's cottage will have a trail of breadcrumbs

Andrew, the Prince of our Hearts, is committed to renovating Prince Harry's old residence, installing a sound proof dungeon and a bejewelled stripper poll. Andrew denied that he was deliberately trying to entice children and said the gingerbread walls were merely a coincidence.

Local witches have complained that their new neighbour is likely to scare off unsuspecting babes in the wood. Said one: 'He's even removed the traditional child-sized oven and replaced it with a pizza oven. Admittedly his taste in children is a little older than ours'

Asked if Andrew had applied for building permission, his aide said 'no sweat'.

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Frank Sterle
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Authority-figure child abusers need to be stopped and confined.

Sexual or otherwise, even if the abuse is survived, it typically results in a helpless child's brain improperly developing. Resultant intense emotional and/or psychological trauma acts as a starting point into a life in which the brain uncontrollably releases potentially damaging levels of inflammation-promoting stress hormones and chemicals, even in non-stressful daily routines.

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