NSA’s data mining program confirmed: ‘Twitter helpfully provided a directory of insightful celebrities to follow – but we picked you. It’s hardly surprising, given what you’ve been up to. Don’t be embarrassed. We’ve read everything you’ve ever written…said or thought.
‘Hey, we’ve been working on a few skits, nothing big, but we thought you could take a look? Give us a few pointers? What d’ya think? It’s probably not a good idea to say no to us. After what we did to bin Laden. Do the math. We like math’.