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Priti Patel orders 10,000 chess robots to break children's fingers

Home Secretary, Priti Patel, has announced an order of 10,000 finger breaking robots to be stationed on the Sussex coast to discourage immigrants.

"We've all enjoyed watching videos of children being hurt, but when I saw the chess robot breaking a child's finger a light came on in my mind and after I'd finished laughing, I jumped into action."

The robots are being deployed in what is known as Project Rwanda at a cost of £1,000,000,000 each.

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