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Santa refuses to break picket-lines



With postal staff going on strike, many good boys and girls expected Father Christmas to ignore picket-lines, by sneaking down the chimney. However, Santa has insisted that he would be respecting the workers’ wish list of having a living wage and a small satsuma.


Speaking from a unionized toy shop, one shop steward elf explained: ‘Here at the North Pole we have some of the best working conditions – including free-elf care and sugar cane dental treatment. We work a two-week period but have the rest of the year off, thanks to collective bargaining and Xmas only lasting one day. And at lunch, we get all the reindeer meat we can eat – oops, I shouldn’t have mentioned that last part’.


Said Santa: ‘I may be a mythical being but I’m not a scab’.


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af1214633
Nov 21, 2023

🤣Santa is not real WHAT I'm a kid and know that y u do this

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Casen Hines
Casen Hines
Dec 05, 2022

we all see that bradley

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Bradley Paicz
Bradley Paicz
Dec 05, 2022

it says fake news🤣😜💯🛠️

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Cole Daniels
Cole Daniels
Dec 05, 2022

from the heaven's to chick fulley


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Jeffrey DeLong
Jeffrey DeLong
Dec 02, 2022

purple blule and red too i love colur i hate you too

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