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    • Wrenfoe
      • Jul 29
      • 1 min read

    Thought banning strikes was bad? Hold my pint, says Starmer



    While Tory hopefuls propose stripping away worker's rights, Sir Keir has opted to literally strip them and parade them through the streets shouting 'shame'. By sacking picketers, Sir Keith has displayed all the solidarity of Judas combined with Brutus and a dash of Yoko Ono.


    A spokesperson explained: 'We cannot be seen to endorse strikes as we are a government in waiting. Waiting to be a bunch of c$nts'


    image from pixabay



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    • Lockjaw
      • Jul 5
      • 1 min read

    Earth's energy supplier to go on strike later today


    The Sun will stop all fusion processes for 24 hours within the next few hours. Sol made the following statement:

    'I have been solely responsible for providing energy to the Solar System for billions of years with very little appreciation of the benefits enjoyed by citizens of Earth. As a result of my efforts people can enjoy food, the Auroras, romantic walks along the beach, and an enormous catalogue of benefits, neatly summed up as Life.

    'Here I am going full pelt 24/7, day after day. Do I get any thanks? No! Any remuneration? No! Therefore, I will be stopping all furnaces for one of your (air quotes) days. A limited service may be provided after that, but until humans start making human sacrifices again you can expect a lot of disruption to your energy supplies. The credit built up by the Mayans and Aztecs has now run out. Time to start cutting hearts out of rib-cages people.'


    photo: https://pixabay.com/users/thedigitalartist-202249/

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    • Modelmaker
      • Jun 28
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    You win some and you lose some



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