A CEO explained: 'Thanks to $15 billion of research and development, we can confirm that rubbing two sticks together generates something akin to the rapid oxidation of a material. But we won’t stop there, we’ll be doing a lot of new coding to ensure that our users have access to the most contemporary lever and pulley systems online – putting us at the cutting edge of Renaissance science.
‘The Internet Fairies will continue to connect people, using their magic electricity dust thingy…with the colours…shapes…blah, blah, noise…demons in a box…woooooo…spooky…I’ll be honest, I’ve no idea how it works.'
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