Shia LaBeouf has head surgically removed from his arse
Said one reviewer of Transformers: ‘Not since David Hasselhoff has an actor made robot cars seem more emotionally engaging than their human counterpart'.
While a fan remarked: ‘Wearing a paper bag over his head at the Berlin Film Festival was either LaBeouf's sophisticated commentary on celebrity OR it was covering up the fact he’d done something daft to his face’.
