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Shock as nation thought C4 was already privatized

News that the Government wants to remove Channel Four from public ownership, came as news to the public, who said: 'I didn't have a scooby we owned it. What else do we own? The Queen? Or is she a listed company?'

99% of the UK was privatized in the 80s, which means this remaining anomaly will be sold off for scrap. Said one concerned viewer: 'Think of the art we'll lose. There's Big Brother loss really, then. Ho hum.'


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