News that the Government wants to remove Channel Four from public ownership, came as news to the public, who said: 'I didn't have a scooby we owned it. What else do we own? The Queen? Or is she a listed company?'
99% of the UK was privatized in the 80s, which means this remaining anomaly will be sold off for scrap. Said one concerned viewer: 'Think of the art we'll lose. There's Big Brother and...um...and...er...no loss really, then. Ho hum.'