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Still no sign of ‘missing’ luggage


Tension continues to mount for Mr & Mrs Nichols; who despite being in the second week of a package tour of the Algarve are still without their wheeled-travel bags. A spokesperson said: ‘We are quite frankly disappointed by the lack of concern expressed by the international community’.


While Mrs Nichols has attempted to put a brave face on the holiday disaster, Malcolm is struggling to cope without his special fungal cream. Cheap polyester sheets coupled with the hot Portuguese climate, could result in Mr. Nichols reaching a crisis point of surreptitious scratching, flaking and eventual ‘oozing’.


Mr. Nichols has also reported the loss of a packet of fruit gums but he admitted that they could have fallen out his pocket on the way to the airport.




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