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Team Sunak spend D-Day rewriting CVs

Political advisors who were once jubilant at being chosen to be part of the Prime Minister’s election campaign team have spent the day attempting to delete any association with Rishi Sunak after his massive D-Day faux pas.

One Spad told Newsbiscuit he had altered his CV to pretend he spent this period of his career in prison for drowning kittens to make it appear better to prospective employers than to be truthful.

'Sorry PM, I know I should be coming with you to help shore up the Tory vote in Yawnfest-Under-Shitwater, but I've got a job interview.'

Image: Newsbiscuit

H/T sirlupus

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