Said the Jihadist Renter: 'Everyday hate preachers talk about the average house price being half a million pounds. Whereas a two bedroom semi, is much cheaper in a caliphate. And Sharia law can't be worse than living here in my parent's back bedroom. I'm 26 for goodness sake! I blame Kirstie Allsopp - with her shows 'D.I.Y. I.S.I.S' and 'Homes under the Hamas'.’
