Scientists are convinced ‘evil plums’ are the cause of male violence. Many individuals (mostly male) have had their emotions, judgement and underwear grotesquely distorted by a malicious nut sack. Said one doctor: ‘We should absolve men of all guilt and responsibility. If anything, it’s a medical condition. A bit like athlete’s foot – if the athlete in question also liked to molest women.’
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