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The artist ‘formerly known as Prince’ sent cabinet papers

Some have speculated that an administration error may have resulted in the wrong ‘Prince’ being copied into sensitive ministerial documents, while Rick James is still being blamed for the invasion of Syria. According to papers released under the freedom of information act, the US multi-instrumentalist advised UK/US combatants to focus on funk-fusion, with a greater emphasis on raspberry rather than green berets.

There also is evidence that Prince may have accidently lobbied environmental groups, expressing concern at the toxicity of rain and it’s distinctly ‘mauve hue’. And he is said to have warned about the carcinogenic effects of a depleted ozone layer - insisting: ‘Nothing Compares 2 UV’.

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