Unlike other clouds, Bolloxdrop™ will lose your data, but will retain all the embarrassing bits. This new off-colour iCloud, will keep all your nude selfies. ‘We want lasting memories of every di$kish thing you’ve done. Even simple acts like getting food stuck between teeth, if it’s been uploaded, we want to keep it. A time-capsule of shame, Bolloxdrop™ will turn the data-stream into a mortification torrent. A permanent reminder of that time you had toilet paper stuck to your shoe, masturbated on webcam or left Everton to manage Manchester Utd’.