The housing minister said: ‘We will be drawing on the construction acumen of a firm of anthropomorphic pigs – who have a long history of keeping the wolf from the door. We’ve been given three quotes – and although many would say using straw is fraught with risk - but as events in Cumbria have shown, we need more homes with a high absorbency factor.
‘Affordable housing? I guess that would be a fairy story’.
