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Tokyo to host 2020 Olympic carping, cheating and ridicule


‘It’s important that the winning bid starts with optimism and enthusiasm but that then is soon crushed by the wearing yoke of international cynicism,’ explained an IOC official. ‘Other prospective hosts already have political and economic woes – whereas Tokyo offers an air of suspense, as to how the sh*t will hit the fan’.





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