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Top Gear trial self-drive car, with hands-free racism

The vehicle will allow BBC presenters to focus less on steering and more on pejorative terms for Asians. They will be able to indulge in awkward anecdotes about German people, without having to worry about the cumbersome task of being racist while parallel parking.

The electric car will be affordable for all viewers who are concerned about whether the Stig is Polish and comes with a Sat-Nav that uses the N-word. Jeremy Clarkson has expressed some concern himself, that self-drive technology will take the skill out of being prejudiced, insisting that you still require human input to be an ar$ehole.

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