News that he paid ANY federal tax in 2016 & 2017, has shocked the markets. A spokeswoman for the IRS said: ‘This is a bit of a windfall for us. I know the Department of Education was hoping to give every student an iPad, well, I guess we can make that dream come true – if they don’t mind sharing the one iPad between 60 million kids.
The last billionaire to pay tax in the US was John. D Rockefeller, when he accidently tipped a waiter in 1916. Trump’s advisors have been asked to explain this oversight, as the only time Mr. Trump had wasted this much money before, was on entering a Twitter Spelling Bee.
In other news, his accountant has been named as a finalist for the Booker Prize for Fiction.
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