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Trump cold-calling nations, with promises of cheaper car insurance


The White House admits outsourcing the Presidency to a low budget contractor. His call-centre manager, Chuck, spoke of his frustration: 'Instead of sticking to the agreed script, Donald just rambles on about time-shares in Mexico. China has already complained that the President-elect got their pizza order wrong. He’s already broken protocol by heavy breathing on the phone to Taiwan, which he thought was actually 'Miss Taiwan'.’


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