Trump more racist than your Nan after two sherries
Positioning himself slightly to the right of Genghis Khan, the President appeared in public, draped in nothing but an Uzi 9mm and the Stars and Stripes flag. One disappointed fan felt that Mr. Trump was still holding back: ‘If I just wanted a deranged rant from an elderly racist with crazy hair, I’d have bought Mel Gibson a drink’. But a spokeswoman insisted: ‘Mr. Trump’s views on immigration are just the tip of the iceberg. And like most guys trying to take advantage of you, he won’t be content with just the tip’.