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Trump tells Fox: 'I am your father‏'


In a surprise plot twist the Republican front-runner has revealed a symbiotic relationship with the news corporation; shortly before chopping off Megyn Kelly's hand and throwing her down an abyss. Having spent so long looking for a Republican father figure, Fox had never considered the possibility that Trump was Anakin Skywalker, but with more of an irrational fear of Islamic Ewoks.


Having fronted the show ‘Sith Apprentice’, being voiced by James Earl Jones and creepily talking about how shaggable Princess Leia is, all the clues were there. In a perfect example of 'be careful what you wish for', Fox had spent years demonizing President Obama, only to now discover what a real demon can act like. One journalist commented: ‘If you keep playing the bigotry card long enough you end up with the Trump card. Basically, Fox got out-foxed'

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